You made me cry and you don't even care
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
