But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Your dad touched me again.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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