i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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