He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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