my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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