So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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