Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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