Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It was confusing and full of hummus
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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