We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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