I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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