do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife š¬
Panties = found
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āgoodā and 10 being ābanging a studentās fatherā, how bad is it that Iām banging a studentās father?
Randomize
