David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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