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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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