Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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