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question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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