I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
