i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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