i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
