just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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