so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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