I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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