I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wear drunk well.
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