oh god the rape fog is back!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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