he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
