There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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