There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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