All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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