Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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