I am puke
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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