Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The Olympian is in my bed
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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