if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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