he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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