so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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