Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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