this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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