his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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