Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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