he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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