Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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