the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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