on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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