Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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