She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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