I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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