Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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