my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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