i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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