i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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