She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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