Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
should my penis look like a turkey
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
