Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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