i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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