So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
two words...techno handjob
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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