it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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