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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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