Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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